Corporate America

Sitting in the lobby at his first day at Brown & Brown (B&B), Ernesto Mori (“The man himself”) had no idea on what to expect as a Financial Analyst. He had not met any of the other employees and was nervously wondering if he would make a good impression. (This was not logical as Ernie equals good impression). Ernie wasn’t nervous that his coworkers wouldn’t like him; instead he was nervous that they wouldn’t have a sense of humor. Mr. Mori was known to be extremely mischievous and had pulled a prank or two during his days in college.

All of the sudden another coworker walked in. His name was Chris. Chris was a goofy looking guy, taller, slightly overweight with glasses. His hair was in a bowl cut and he looked like his parents had dressed him for work.

Chris: “Are you Ernie?”

Ernie: “Yup! Who dressed you? A blind Telatubby?”

Chris: “Ernie, please respect my authority I am the Senior analyst here”

Ernie: “I thought you were just an analyst”

Chris: “I came before you and therefore I am Senior”

Ernie quickly realized he could have fun with this Chris guy. While Chris was introducing him to all of the other employees in the company, a girl caught his eye.

Jess, the administrative assistant to his office manager. Jess was hot. Physically she was right down Ernie’s strike range, 5’6’’, blond, vivacious and bubbly. Perfect eye candy for getting through the day in Corporate America. Ernie made a mental note to figure out if she was available.