Showing posts with label Eli Manning. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eli Manning. Show all posts

Monday, February 4, 2008

17-14 = 18-1.....GIANTS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!



It’s been a little over 15 hours since Eli and the mighty New York Football Giants ended the Patriots string of consecutive wins. I cannot be happier at this moment in my football watching history.

On draft day four years ago, when the Giants made a seemingly impossible trade, giving up Phillip Rivers for an unpolished member of football’s royal family, NY had high expectations that this risk would yield a huge reward. At this point, it was seen by many as the most undeserved coup in history. An SEC quarterback with “ok” stats, when you could get another QB who’s just as qualified? And at least you don’t have to give up another pick. This seemed ludicrous, but the G-men's front office knew what it wanted. This didn’t really matter early on though. Eli struggled through his first season, and NY and other media services jumped on his back to bring him down, as he didn’t make the playoffs his first year. The Giants had looked promising behind Kurt Warner, yet put Eli in half way through to allow for "growing pains". To put salt in the wound, the draft pick they surrendered for Eli turned out being Shawne Merriman, who has proven himself as a perennial Pro-Bowler/ steroid user / freak. Eli continued to progress, despite claims of inconsistency. The media continued to put him down as "Peyton's lil bro" and placed him as one who would never reach elite status. The media outlets touted him as trade bait this off-season due to inconsistency and used him as a scapegoat for Tom Coughlin's lack of success in NY. This year, Eli finally started to come into his own. Some struggles, but overall he looked like he had finally developed into the QB they had expected...most of the time. Finally last night, after 3 great playoff games before, Eli reached the top of the football pyramid as the MVP of the Super Bowl Champion NY Football Giants. So to the NY Giants, Eli, Strahan, et al, Congratulations, you deserved it.

On the other side of the field, everyone is trying to figure out what happened. Some have speculated that Spagnuolo (Giants Defensive Coordinator) had several different sets of signals that the Pats couldn’t steal, thus resulting in Belicheats inability to coach around the Giants’ defense. Others simply say the Pats just peaked too early. They had an unconvincing win against a battered Chargers team 2 weeks ago. They barely won against the Ravens and Eagles. Maybe they just couldn’t sustain being that motivated for that long? My theory is that Brady is hurt. He pulled out of the Pro Bowl today. He couldn’t throw the long ball accurately last night for shit(save the one on 3 & 20 that the Giant’s defended). He looked rattled and uncomfortable. He took his licks. There was a period of time where the Pats ran the ball at least 7 plays consecutively. I know the G-Men's D was great. That is a factor. But some of Brady's throws looked like there was a complete lack of communication or Brady just couldn't throw it the way he's used to. I'm picking the latter, and if anyone has a better idea of why he was so inaccurate and inconsistent last night, please let me know.

That being said, Eli Manning is the Super Bowl MVP. The Patriots go 18-1, tying the records of the 1984 49ers and 1985 Chicago Bears (both of whom won the Superbowl btw). I am jubilant to have a championship team in New York again. However, it was a Pyrrhic victory for me this weekend. The gambling site I use crashed as I was placing my bets, so none were entered. I called ¾ picks in my last post (which 20 dollars would have won you 68) and had so much more to bet, that would have won. Alas, I will walk away from the Super Bowl happy with a Giants win, and happy with the 50$ I won, that I had placed on them to win right after they beat the Packers. Bittersweet, almost.


Thursday, January 31, 2008

Super Bowl

So if Hollywood is for attractive people and politics is the Hollywood for ugly people, what are sports the Hollywood of? Each of the former has their main event: The Academy Awards, the Elections. Yet still, neither of those rivals the yearly spectacle that is the Super Bowl. Nobody will pay 2.7million dollars for a 30 second spot for the Academy Awards. The only person I can think who’d spend that around an election is Mitt Romney (Ba-Zing!), but seriously this is a sports article today. In the years that Paul Tagliabue and Roger Goodell have been in charge of the NFL, football has displaced baseball as our modern “national pastime”. Nobody cares about the World Series anymore, yet on Sunday, millions, err billions, of viewers worldwide will unite in celebration of football…or to watch the commercials, but that’s a different pastime. This year is the pinnacle of the accomplishments of this league. Advertisements are costing an all-time high. The most viewers in the history of the world will be able to access the game. For those who care about the sport, a New England Patriots team will try to become the greatest team in the NFL completing the most perfect season in history. On the opposite side, a young Eli Manning, who has undoubtedly looked to be the sharpest quarterback in the NFL this offseason, is set to continue his family’s legacy of greatness following in his father, Archie, and brother, Peyton. Older brother Cooper lacks verifiable information, but may have been employee of the month at wherever he works for a significant time period. (way to go!) But enough of the surface detail…

The Patriots are the obvious favorite this weekend, yet lately they’ve proved to be vulnerable. They are banged up and on the news for it (see: Tom Brady’s foot/shoulder, Jabar Gaffney’s shoulder, et al). They’ve had difficulty stopping the run, as Chargers’ backup running backs, Michael Turner and Darren Sproles racked up almost 4.8 ypc. Yet despite this, they’ve been the most consistent team all year, and they are the best regular season team in the history of the sport. Their offense will be explosive, and pending a tragic accident, Tom Brady will play and lead this team. The Giants, however, are the hot team right now, and sometimes that’s all you need (see: 2006 Steelers, 2001 Ravens). They are banged up as well, missing valuable pieces Mathias Kiwanuka and perennial loudmouth, Jeremy Shockey, but their keys to success revolve around their ability to adapt to injuries. Kevin Boss has stepped up, in addition to rookie running back, Ahmad Bradshaw. Their defense has looked amazing, and they will use different schemes to rush Brady and get him unsettled. On offense, look for them to pound the ball against a Pats team that has done poorly against the run with Brandon Jacobs, and for a change of pace, they'll bring in Bradshaw. This should open up the pass game, especially young Eli’s play action. The Pats will need to find a way to stop the Giants’ run game and get to Eli. If they are able to give Brady some time, look for him to get the ball to Welker and Moss, much in the same way they abused a weaker Giants’ secondary in the last game. Since I am a gambling man, I will give you no predictions for the total outcome of the game. But as teasers…

Brady’s total completions Over 25 ½

Brady’s total TD’s Over 2 ½

Eli’s total TD’s Over 1 ½

Welker’s total REC over 7 ½

Giants +7 ½ …….for the first half…

That’s all I got. Happy Super Bowl Sunday! Let’s go Giants!


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Monday, January 28, 2008

Playoffs Guys and why ELI is good

So the New York Football Giants are going to the Super Bowl

Since the beginning of the NFL Playoffs, I have followed the New York Football Giants (NYFG, not to be confused with the NYPD or the NYFD, which you may know from others sources) in their quest to finally get past the first round. It just happened to be that the day of their first playoff quest was the last day of the trip, when Chiggy departed to Cali. However, he did meet the first GUY in my 3 part NFL Playoffs (Playoffs?) , you know that guy series.

Drunken New York Giants Fan (Queens Edition, DNYFG-Q)

You know that guy.....
this is the type of guy that I have met at the local bar before while he was on a date during the last week of regular season baseball. He then proceeds to leave his date for half an hour. When he returns, I offer him some left over wings, which he shares with his date and high-fives me.
this is the type of guy that arrives at the local bar wearing his NYFG t-shirt early for the NYFG vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers Wild Card Round Game . By early, he was standing outside for the bar owner to come open it up.
this is the type of guy that approaches a group of young people at the bar. These young people composed of 3 girls and 3 guys. He then asks which team they support, although they are wearing NYFG jerseys.
this is the guy that starts hitting on one of the girls until he asks if she is dating one of the guys with her, to which she replies yes.

this is the guy that moves around the bar looking for the real “Giants” fans

this is the guy that is a real catch-22 for bar owners…..he is annoying as fuck, yet he is the best customer

this is the guy that says, “Eli is not bad, he is my favorite player, especially when he passes it to my favorite player ever Plaxico Buress, but he can only do that when he gets protection from my favorite players, the O-Line, who can protect Eli, my favorite player, when the running game has been established by Brandon Jacobs, my favorite player”.

this is the guy that emphasizes the PASS GAME of the New York Giants (however, he ended up being a prophet when ELI threw his first td pass to……..

this is the guy that whenever Amani Tommer (# 81 for the NYFG) touches the football screams out “IT IS NOT A TUMOR” like displayed below

you know that guy.

NYFG 24- Tampa Bay 14

Angry Dallas Cowboys Fan (ADCF)
You know that guy.
this is the guy that lives in NY and grew up in the area, yet his a Cowboys fan because of the early 1990s
this is the guy that comes to a bar dominated by NYFG fans with his die-hard NYFG girlfriend
this is the guy that guy that is annoying everyone by cheering overtly loudly at Cowboys plays before they are actually successful
this is the guy that when gummy smiled jackass (thanks Senator) threw that last interception just like he threw up on Yoko Romo’s parents that Saturday morning after he had that one too many Margaritas on Friday, left the bar and refused to go back in
this is the guy that would not re-enter the bar and had to wait outside in the cold until his girlfriend finished her last shot because of the NYFG victory

You know this guy....

NYFG 21 – Dallas Cowboys 17

Drunken New York Giants Fan (Manhattan Edition, DNYFG-M)
you know that guy
this is the guy that comes in with his friends after the NYFG victory over the Green Bay Packers with two of his buddies

this is the guy that finds the youngest people playing beer pong and oddly stands next to them
this is the guy that …LETS GO….BIG BLUE….LETS GO….BIG BLUE…..X45
this is the guy that angrily reacted when someone took their beer pong shot instead of yelling back, BIG BLUE
this is the guy then became one of my closest friends ever
this is the guy that leaves to buy the group beers, which he does. He is old…He has a job
this is the guy that in the process of buying beers, finds the bartender attractive and proceeds to take off his shirt
this is the guy that after taking off his shirt, gets on the bar and performs a semi-strip tease for the attractice bartender

LETS GO….BIG BLUE….LETS GO….BIG BLUE
you know this guy....

NYFG 23- Green Bay Packers 20




On a sidenote, I learned today in my Civil Procedure Class that the "know this guy" column is considered in some jurisdictions a possible intentional tort based on libel that could create legal problems for me.

As for Eli's transformation. I believe it is his care-free attitude. Also, word on the Streets of New York is that a certain Dalai Lama provided Eli with the following video...

Eli ignored the losers and brought his determination, A-game and drive to the field and success has followed him.

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