Playoffs Guys and why ELI is good

So the New York Football Giants are going to the Super Bowl

Since the beginning of the NFL Playoffs, I have followed the New York Football Giants (NYFG, not to be confused with the NYPD or the NYFD, which you may know from others sources) in their quest to finally get past the first round. It just happened to be that the day of their first playoff quest was the last day of the trip, when Chiggy departed to Cali. However, he did meet the first GUY in my 3 part NFL Playoffs (Playoffs?) , you know that guy series.

Drunken New York Giants Fan (Queens Edition, DNYFG-Q)

You know that guy.....
this is the type of guy that I have met at the local bar before while he was on a date during the last week of regular season baseball. He then proceeds to leave his date for half an hour. When he returns, I offer him some left over wings, which he shares with his date and high-fives me.
this is the type of guy that arrives at the local bar wearing his NYFG t-shirt early for the NYFG vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers Wild Card Round Game . By early, he was standing outside for the bar owner to come open it up.
this is the type of guy that approaches a group of young people at the bar. These young people composed of 3 girls and 3 guys. He then asks which team they support, although they are wearing NYFG jerseys.
this is the guy that starts hitting on one of the girls until he asks if she is dating one of the guys with her, to which she replies yes.

this is the guy that moves around the bar looking for the real “Giants” fans

this is the guy that is a real catch-22 for bar owners…..he is annoying as fuck, yet he is the best customer

this is the guy that says, “Eli is not bad, he is my favorite player, especially when he passes it to my favorite player ever Plaxico Buress, but he can only do that when he gets protection from my favorite players, the O-Line, who can protect Eli, my favorite player, when the running game has been established by Brandon Jacobs, my favorite player”.

this is the guy that emphasizes the PASS GAME of the New York Giants (however, he ended up being a prophet when ELI threw his first td pass to……..

this is the guy that whenever Amani Tommer (# 81 for the NYFG) touches the football screams out “IT IS NOT A TUMOR” like displayed below

you know that guy.

NYFG 24- Tampa Bay 14

Angry Dallas Cowboys Fan (ADCF)
You know that guy.
this is the guy that lives in NY and grew up in the area, yet his a Cowboys fan because of the early 1990s
this is the guy that comes to a bar dominated by NYFG fans with his die-hard NYFG girlfriend
this is the guy that guy that is annoying everyone by cheering overtly loudly at Cowboys plays before they are actually successful
this is the guy that when gummy smiled jackass (thanks Senator) threw that last interception just like he threw up on Yoko Romo’s parents that Saturday morning after he had that one too many Margaritas on Friday, left the bar and refused to go back in
this is the guy that would not re-enter the bar and had to wait outside in the cold until his girlfriend finished her last shot because of the NYFG victory

You know this guy....

NYFG 21 – Dallas Cowboys 17

Drunken New York Giants Fan (Manhattan Edition, DNYFG-M)
you know that guy
this is the guy that comes in with his friends after the NYFG victory over the Green Bay Packers with two of his buddies

this is the guy that finds the youngest people playing beer pong and oddly stands next to them
this is the guy that …LETS GO….BIG BLUE….LETS GO….BIG BLUE…..X45
this is the guy that angrily reacted when someone took their beer pong shot instead of yelling back, BIG BLUE
this is the guy then became one of my closest friends ever
this is the guy that leaves to buy the group beers, which he does. He is old…He has a job
this is the guy that in the process of buying beers, finds the bartender attractive and proceeds to take off his shirt
this is the guy that after taking off his shirt, gets on the bar and performs a semi-strip tease for the attractice bartender

LETS GO….BIG BLUE….LETS GO….BIG BLUE
you know this guy....

NYFG 23- Green Bay Packers 20

On a sidenote, I learned today in my Civil Procedure Class that the "know this guy" column is considered in some jurisdictions a possible intentional tort based on libel that could create legal problems for me.

As for Eli's transformation. I believe it is his care-free attitude. Also, word on the Streets of New York is that a certain Dalai Lama provided Eli with the following video...

Eli ignored the losers and brought his determination, A-game and drive to the field and success has followed him.