Thursday, February 7, 2008

Happy Trails Quittin' Mittens, Howdy Republican Nominee John McCain



So Mittens called it quits today…err…not quits, but he’s “suspending his campaign”. This is a brash move by the Stormin’ Mormon of politics. This says that he thinks he can garnish enough support to win, but not right now. So this means if McCain suddenly collapses (by Romney’s doing or not) he’s in, or this may just be a bid for a 2012 run. Either way, Romney has gained a lot of positive support today from the ultra conservative right (despite their mormon-hating-nazi-sympathizing opinions…just kidding!) because McCain has made himself present as a moderate. However, history has shown that moderates have not won/been effective as Republican Presidents. Those that have been elected have generally been considered way-right as well (see: Ronald Reagan, George W Bush). In all, I firmly believe that history repeats itself, but am open to new data with this upcoming election. Furthermore, this means that McCain will get the Republican nomination sometime in the next few hours. When asked for comment, McCain said, "BRING IT HILLDOG!" and then flexed and barked...


Shout out to Melbourne, Australia. Aussie Aussie Aussie!!!!!

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