You Know That Guy (why i suck)

You know that guy.....
this is the type of guy that invites two of his friends to his house in Miami, FL in order to do a road trip through the C.S.A., into DC, past the Mason-Dixon into the City of Brotherly Love and finally reaching Gotham.
this is the type of guy that decides it would be a good idea to live the dream.
this is the type of guy that wanders the streets of Philadelphia.
this is the guy that promises a blog post and delivers it 3 weeks later.
this is the guy that sucks it up at Law School, all day, every day.
you know that guy.

As Chiggy wrote earlier, we embarked on the Trip. On this Trip, we met some other guys....yea, those guys that you know. There were even some gals too. Since I am in Constitutional Law Class, I will give a quick run down of quotes and actions of those guys (Miami Edition)...that we all know.

Fake Angry Guy (F.A.G.)
You know that guy.
this is the guy that considers himself rugged yet wears that witty t-shirt that his mom bought him at "Hot Topic" for his last birthday because she heard that the t-shirt is what F.A.G.s like her son wear
this is the guy that plays beer pong (Beirut) at Barracuda's in Coconut Grove, Flawdah on the weekends. However, he does not realize he is perhaps the worst BP player to have two balls in his hands (ping pong balls)
this is the guy that when he misses a shot at BP, angrily screams FUCK, and punches the wall at a bar upset. This occurs every time he misses, which is every time he tries
this is the guy that 3 nano-seconds after the above act, shares laughter with his opponents and maybe even shares a "moment" with them. He follows this up by trying to flirt with average girls around him by pointing to his witty shirt.
this is the guy that enters a verbal altercation to the old dude at the bar and then, he gives him the finger when he sees him walking outside. because he is such a badass and he is a F.A.G.
You know this guy....

Real Angry Guy (R.A.G.)
you know that guy
this is the guy that is fat yet wears a wife beater to the bar, transforming the wife beater to a bra
this is the guy that is all tatteed up, yet none of his tattoos make sense
this is the guy that his friends abandon by going to another part of the bar
this is the guy that screams in random people's ear when the ping pong ball hits the ground
this is the guy that speaks in a neolithic dialect which resembles a pre-civilized version of Quechua, the Incan language
this is the guy that when I am setting up my BP game, starts chugging from my pitcher, causing a possible confrontation
this is the guy that gets angry when i take my own pitcher back
this is the guy that became my best friend when i offered him a cup of beer
this is the guy that said he would unconditionally have my back for the rest of my life because of this beer
you know this guy....