Ok so many of you probably won’t know this, but this summer, English football star Cristiano Ronaldo had a 5 hooker orgy party at his lavish home in England with teammates Nani and Anderson. This was Cristiano’s “welcome gift” to the two other teammates, and allegedly, he “felt tired and went to bed” without engaging the prostitutes. Not only did this mar the name of soccer’s pretty boy Cristiano, but it also started Manchester United down a dirty road of sexcapades that culiminated today with a new report. Moreover, at the Manchester United Christmas party, a scandalous event in which only the team’s players and the entertainment (no wives/girlfriends/other family are allowed to attend) there were flagrant accusations that one of the showgirls hired to entertain the team was raped. The team’s manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, who has strived to bring Man U to great heights, has cited this as one of the biggest disgraces the team has ever faced and threatened all parties involved. But just when you thought this wasn’t enough, this weekend, Cristiano, who seemed penitent for his prior behavior and skipped the Christmas party, was caught with an unnamed friend in Rome paying for another orgy. Keep in mind, this kid is a young rich baller type who has had some serious arm candy in the past. But for Manchester United, perhaps the world’s best known team, what the eff? These dudes can’t get laid any other way? This is the team that David Beckham started off with, and it’s not as if they can’t find girls to take care of them. It’s almost as if they just want to pay for hookers that look like trannys and get themselves into legal trouble with prostitution, solicitation, rape, and other sexual misconduct.
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