Brett Favre Facts as told by Noe Burgos and Ravi Kantha

1. Brett Favre Loves Footbal

2. Brett Favre Hates Studying....Conclusion: Football>Studying

3. Brett Favre is the greatest Football TEAM of all time

4. Wrangler Jeans are REAL....COMFORTABLE.......JEANS

5. Brett wasn't addicted to Painkillers....Painkillers were addicted to Brett Favre

6. Brett Favre can throw a football around the world and catch it himself (as shown in the 1998 NFC Championship Game)

7. Brett Favre can throw a football through a bulletproof vest

8. Bulletproof vests are made from Brett Favre's hair

9. Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite backed up Brett Favre in High School (he never played)

10. Brett Favre is Gunslinging and Gunslinging is Brett Favre

11. When Brett Favre and Billy the Kid dueled, the football beat the gun

12. If Brett Favre was alive in the 1790s, he would have killed Aaron Burr with a football

13. George Bush invaded Mississippi to search for the WMD known as Brett Favre's arm

14. Federal Law states that no car can travel faster in interstate highways that a Brett Favre throw

15. Was Brett Favre watching too much Rocky Balboa or was Rocky Balboa watching too much Brett Favre (Thank you Joe Reiss)

16. Two Reasons for the end of the Soviet Union
a- Rocky Balboa's defeat of Ivan Drako
b- the USSR could not compete in the arm's race with the birth of Brett Favre

17. The next generation of US Tomahawk Missiles are called BFBs or Brett Favre Bombs

18. Brett Favre doesn't need 8 hours of sleep. He needs 8 Touchdowns.....He is always well rested

19. Upon his arrival to New York, a man tried to mug Brett Favre at gunpoint. Brett Favre remarked, "that is not a gun", flexed his right arm and said, "that's a gun". The man fled.

20. While God rested on the 7th day, Brett Favre picked up the slack and said "let there be Touchdowns"...and it was good.

21. Samuel L. Jackson: Angry Black Man :: Brett Favre: Touchdown Machine

This list amounted to the amount of points scored by Brett Favre during the time it took to write the list.