Chiggy v Chigozie

Seeing that Chiggy is on the ridiculous “You know people eat dogs” side of the argument, Chigozie has to run down this Roy Williams situation from the rationale part of view. “Letsgotosmokes” has decided to install a new segment to become a more diversified information source. This segment will be called Chiggy v Chigozie. Chiggy is very reactionary and emotional. He tends to side with Prima Donnas, Rock Stars and other boisterous figures. Chigozie on the other hand tends to look at information rationally and dissect information based on logical analysis.

Fact: The average salary for a server in America is $14,612.

Mr. Williams is slated to make $1.5MM this season. That equates to roughly $30,000 every week. Obviously Mr. Williams can’t afford to slip anyone a Washington for their service.

Fact: The average server would rather receive a Benjamin for their service than a kind word.

Mr. Williams tries to mitigate his cheapness by juxtaposing it with his kindness.

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

What?!? Whats going on here? This argument is WAY too obvious.