NBA Reunions Continued

Update

2. Alonzo Mourning and Tim Hardaway: Miami Heat

-The pair lead Miami to some of the franchises most successful seasons before Timmy was traded to Dallas Mavericks, and Alonzo retired (the first time) due to kidney problems.

Reunification:

In an attempt to clear his good name, Hardaway decides to sneak onto the team disguised as Penny. From his point of view the people in Miami would have to forgive him if he helped lead the team to their second championship. Sadly his second stint would end in hardship as he was caught berating “lil Penny” prior to a commercial spot.

“Well, you know I hate lil people, so I let it be known. I don't like lil people and I don't like to be around lil people. I am khuzdophobic. I don't like it."

Hardaway is cut mid December, but the team uses his loss as motivation to reel off a 20 game win streak. They secure the 3rd seed in the east. In the playoffs, Shaq and Wade get hot and lead the team to the second championship in 3 years. (Yes, the heat will win the championship during the upcoming year, how could anyone read this blog/ be our friend and not vote for the heat! I am very ashame of the two votes for the Pistons and Cavs!)

6. Latrell Spreewell and P. J. Carlesimo

-The four-time all star teamed up with Calesimo to lead the warriors in the 90s. Their tenure ended when Spree “put a lil mustard” on Carlesimo.

Reunification:

Subsequent to his boat being repossessed and realizing that he had a family to feed. Sprewell swallowed his pride and attempted to make a comeback in the NBA for the veteran’s minimum. Strange enough the only team to request his services was the Supersonics, citing a need for a veteran presence. Spree agrees the team needs his intensity and swagger and accepts. He realizes that KD and JG need to learn the naunces of designing custom cars, saying rediculous things and chokings coaches.

Motivated by his recent team USA cut KD comes in as a MAN. He and Spree lead the Supersonics to the 8th seed in the west where they upset the top seeded Mavericks in a strange repeat of last years playoffs. Dirk immediately demands a trade and is later swapped straight up for Kobe who then leads the MAVs to the 2009 championship.